dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.

You’re a real dick badger.

dick badger by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018

Dick Badger

Someone who is constantly Dick Hunting.

Charlotte is always hunting dick, she's such a dick badger...

Dick Badger by Reginald D Hunter January 18, 2019

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@ 

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.

I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@ by the badger killer December 12, 2012

Dick Bagger 

The relationship between David Bowie & Mick Jagger. Also the best ship name ever

Dick Bagger is real, just watch the Dancing in The Street music video

Dick Bagger by the beetles July 31, 2016

dick bagger 

Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.

1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!

dick bagger by dickbaggershipperandprostitute March 16, 2016

Dick banger 

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis

My sister is a dick banger.

Dick banger by Grox9999 July 7, 2016

Dick banger 

: One who has a uncontrollable urge to masterbate to 80's glam bands, With the popular choices being Winger, White Snake, and Skid Row!

:Also used as a insult to one masterbating frequently.

Blackie: Hey Dick Banger Hows it hangin!
Goo: Pretty good Slap Nuts You going to see White snake tonight/
Blackie: Wow dude......Not cool.

Dick banger by I Black Op I August 28, 2009