dicfistationary

A point in one's life when he(she) is going in no measurable direction, due to the masturbationary manifestation of one's own psyche. Often encountered with long term unemployment and or delusions of grandeuer coupled with severe drug use

Poor Rob would sit in his room for hours on end deciding how best to tackle ALL the tasks he had planned himself for the day, but without the appropriate amount of meth, he ended up DICFISTATIONARY