Diamant is a handsome person, very smart and rich. Every one who's name is Diamant are likely good guys and have very great personality. If your name is Diamant, you can go out and just tell girls your name, they all fall in love with you, no problem. They all want your dick, but you'll have to choose between all this beautys. Choose carfully.

Me : "Hi, I'm Diamant"
Girls : *Takes pants off*

Me : "No no girls, take it easy... How you doin ?"

Girls : *River start to flow...*

Diamant by Stephani_1996 November 23, 2021

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Diamant-teorien

"Diamant-teorien" is based on the effect you get from being drunk and coked at the same time. This phenomenon has a chemical name which is "Cocaethylene".

The reason it is called "Diamant-teorien" is because:

At the bottom, you are sober
Up on the right you are coked
Up on the left you are high
Up in the middle you get cokeethylene.

This then forms a diamond shape.

-"Diamant-teorien"

Person 1: "Bro, jeg var så drita igår ass.."
Person 2: "Du skulle ha visst om Diamant-teorien"

Diamant-teorien by TCrazyy March 11, 2025

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Diamantsptizhacke

A diamantsptizhacke is "diamond pickaxe" in German/dutch(?)

Tubbo:OMG LET'S DIAMANTSPTIZHACKE FUNDY! YESSS!!
(He read it like: did-man-hit-sptiz-hack-e)(NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO READ IT)

Diamantsptizhacke by YautyBear October 23, 2020

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Marina Diamandis

The single most wonderful person in the entire galaxy. This singer-song writer is criminally underrated and deserves your love. Join the cult

Oh she could never compare to Marina Diamandis, she's trash.

Marina Diamandis by vonville June 7, 2018

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marina diamandis

a greek goddess she is a queen and is superior to all

person 1: have you heard handmade heaven yet?
person 2: no, who's it by?
person 1: FUCKING GREEK GODDESS Marina Diamandis

marina diamandis by marinas hoe March 10, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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