Diamant is a handsome person, very smart and rich. Every one who's name is Diamant are likely good guys and have very great personality. If your name is Diamant, you can go out and just tell girls your name, they all fall in love with you, no problem. They all want your dick, but you'll have to choose between all this beautys. Choose carfully.
"Diamant-teorien" is based on the effect you get from being drunk and coked at the same time. This phenomenon has a chemical name which is "Cocaethylene".
The reason it is called "Diamant-teorien" is because:
At the bottom, you aresober Up on the right you are coked
Up on the left you are high
Up in the middle you get cokeethylene.
This then forms a diamond shape.
-"Diamant-teorien"
Person 1: "Bro, jeg var så drita igår ass.."
Person 2: "Du skulle ha visst om Diamant-teorien"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*