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discrepancy 

Divergence or disagreement, as between facts or claims; difference.
Jamal: Check out this Quarter O I bought from my dealer!
Carter: Aye nigga this is one big ass discrepancy, you got shorted.
discrepancy by Tomi OHh! September 1, 2005

Discrepancy 

When someone is both discrete and a pansy.
That guy is such a total discrepancy.
Discrepancy by Giantbob November 10, 2010

Discrepancy 

OOCHIEDALOC TERM OF “HAVOC”
THIS IS A DISCREPANCY!
Discrepancy by OOCHIEDALOC May 29, 2024

Anal Discrepancy 

Having a lack of compatibility or similarity when having anal sex with two or more people, animals, and or objects.
There was a large anal discrepancy between Jane and Phil.

When having sex with my farm animals I tend to have an anal discrepancy towards the chickens.

A computer input cord had an anal discrepancy with my MacBook Pro.

There is anal discrepancies between my my mother, aunt, and girlfriend.
Anal Discrepancy by TN/GC May 5, 2011

Memo Discrepancy 

When someone makes statements about their accounts that are complete lies but, because you can’t say that in the notes or to the customer, you have to call it a memo discrepancy.
“This bitch says called the other day and that she’d gotten some rep to wave her fees but she never called in once. Can I say she’s a lying whore in the memos?”
“No, just say it’s a memo discrepancy and then specify what didn’t match up. Otherwise you’ll get your ass in trouble.”

ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy) 

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.
The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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