dewrhea 

The diarrhea one receives from mountain dew products

Person 1: Dude get out of the bathroom, we were supposed to leave half an hour ago!
Person 2: I can't man, I've got some major dewrhea.

dewrhea by Afro_1 June 27, 2014

dearheart 

an affectionate soubriquet for the person that has woken your heart and dispelled your misgivings about the world at large (re its "shame and terror" -Saroyan).

pass the spliff dearheart.

dearheart by antimattr September 7, 2008

Dewhead

A person stuck in the 80's...may have a mullet, tight jeans, sometimes pegged, comb in back pocket, listens to Def Leppard, and drinks Mountain Dew (in a glass bottle if available). Most often seen driving an old Camaro or Firebird. Watches Nascar and drinks cheap beer. The female form still has "mall hair" after all these years, curses like sailor, and still owns a Warrant CD.

"Look at all the dewheads in line for Poison tickets!"

Dewhead by Phil Hitt July 24, 2003

dearheart 

the greatest term of affection known to mankind

"peter, you are such a dearheart"

dearheart by a town. December 14, 2008

deerhead 

A fluffy tuft of hair on one's chest. Often characterized by being majestic, sassy, and flamboyant.

"Whoa, I think Kevin's deerhead sneered at me."

deerhead by nannyash March 16, 2009