dewrhea
Person 1: Dude get out of the bathroom, we were supposed to leave half an hour ago!
Person 2: I can't man, I've got some major dewrhea.
Person 2: I can't man, I've got some major dewrhea.
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dearheart
an affectionate soubriquet for the person that has woken your heart and dispelled your misgivings about the world at large (re its "shame and terror" -Saroyan).
Dewhead
A person stuck in the 80's...may have a mullet, tight jeans, sometimes pegged, comb in back pocket, listens to Def Leppard, and drinks Mountain Dew (in a glass bottle if available). Most often seen driving an old Camaro or Firebird. Watches Nascar and drinks cheap beer. The female form still has "mall hair" after all these years, curses like sailor, and still owns a Warrant CD.