Deuter

Shit. Originated from it sounding like "dropping a deuce" but instead you drop a deuter. It is the brand of a backpack.

Sam: I really have to drop a deuter

John: I have a chest

Sam: What?

John: heard of a cleveland steamer?

Sam: No

John: *explains what a cleveland steamer is*

Sam: Fuck!! you don't think i would do that, do you?

by th3 one which defines deuter November 7, 2010

Deuter

Adj. N. PN. Adv. V. A type of person that is generally associated with mental retardation or idiocy. Very simple minded, and has a difficult time processing basic information. Easily identified by their trademark backpack; marked "Deuter". Overly aggressive when its food source is threatened, can easily lead to becoming the "tray-bitch" if overreaction hits a certain point. Startling attraction to Macaroni and Cheese.

Person 1- "Hey man whats that on your back?"

Person 2- "My new bag, why?"

Person 1- "What brand is it?"

Person 2- "I believe its called Deuter."

Person 1- "Wow, what a Deuter you faggot!"

Everyone- *Proceeds to harass the Deuter.

by RedxRevolution December 6, 2013

Deuterize

when women have surgery to have their uteris removed.

She can no longer have children, she's been deuterized.

by P.Crandell September 13, 2006

Deuter Romney

Deuter Romney is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Mitt Romney versus the book of Deuteronomy.

"Mitt Shalt Not Wipe Deuter Romney Either Onomy or Off of Me. Or On Anything Else That's Helpless!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 20, 2023

Deuter Enema

Deuteronomy from the outside, inside and out.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Deuter Enema between the shaft!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023

Deuter

The word deuter (or the plural form of deuters) is the basic term for fecal matter or shit, but while used as a noun in the previous case, it can also be used as a verb: as in to deuter on something. If you are ever making reference to deutering on a guy named Ron, you must say Deuter-Ron him and be specific enough to include his last name. Example: Thou shalt not Deuter-Ron-Jeremy. This word dates back all of the way to the book of Deuteronomy.

"Thou shalt not deuteronomy the way that I would deuter on to you!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Deuter Ron Jeremy

Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.

"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 23, 2023