deuche packer 

a jerk/deuche who can shove it

Rob was such a deuche packer when he tripped Angela.

deuche packer by twinsisdoc October 29, 2009

douche packer 

a person who packs douches.

stfu you douche packer, or im gunna punch you in the weiner

douche packer by K-Riggyy May 17, 2008

Douche Packer 

The word created by the ever so loved Courtney Babcock PURELY for Joshua Douglass (:

Josh is a complete douche packer in his scarf and booties.

Douche Packer by Courtneybbygirl1214 March 8, 2010

douchepacker 

1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.

Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."

douchepacker by phreakdb January 23, 2008