Deucer 

Deucer- A female weighing over 200 pounds.

Mary is a deucer; she weighs over 200 pounds.

Deucer by Rob August 30, 2003

deucer 

one who drops deuces

You are such a deucer! It smells in here

deucer by racoon noise johnson December 1, 2010

deucer 

A double shot of hard alcohol

All those deucers put me to the ground

deucer by TLC1234 September 23, 2005

deucer 

to take a drap. derivd from the childish, 'going number two'

i have to go take a wicked deucer

deucer by adan hecht May 29, 2004

deucer 

a DUI/DWI. comes from police code for drunk driving which is a 502 (deuce coming from the 2 on the end of 502).

dude i got a deucer last night and im getting my license suspended. this sucks.

deucer by Mrs. S. June 2, 2007

deucer 

A ball hit so hard in baseball that it could be considered a "nuker".

Did you see Chris's homerun? That thing was a deucer!

deucer by jacktags4 July 4, 2015

the mad deucer

a person who mysteriously takes poops in bathrooms ironically but not in a toilet. usually in obscure places which make it hard for the janitor kenny to clean up.

steve: did u hear about that guy at Athens he takes shits all over the floor.

Mr. Scott: ya of course thats the mad deucer!

the mad deucer by THE MAD DEUCER!!!! June 19, 2008