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Deucer 

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Deucer- A female weighing over 200 pounds.
Mary is a deucer; she weighs over 200 pounds.
Deucer by Rob August 30, 2003
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deucer 

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one who drops deuces
You are such a deucer! It smells in here
deucer by racoon noise johnson December 1, 2010
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Deucer • Deuceronomy • deucery • the mad deucer • Deuce Revenant • deuce • deuce deuce • Deuce Bag • deuce juice • Deuce Bumps

deucer 

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A double shot of hard alcohol
All those deucers put me to the ground
deucer by TLC1234 September 23, 2005
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deucer 

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to take a drap. derivd from the childish, 'going number two'
i have to go take a wicked deucer
deucer by adan hecht May 29, 2004
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deucer 

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a DUI/DWI. comes from police code for drunk driving which is a 502 (deuce coming from the 2 on the end of 502).
dude i got a deucer last night and im getting my license suspended. this sucks.
deucer by Mrs. S. June 2, 2007
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deucer 

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A ball hit so hard in baseball that it could be considered a "nuker".
Did you see Chris's homerun? That thing was a deucer!
deucer by jacktags4 July 4, 2015
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the mad deucer

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a person who mysteriously takes poops in bathrooms ironically but not in a toilet. usually in obscure places which make it hard for the janitor kenny to clean up.
steve: did u hear about that guy at Athens he takes shits all over the floor.

Mr. Scott: ya of course thats the mad deucer!
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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