Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009

Team Destruction

When a group of individuals collectively dook in a dedicated toilet and not flush after each other.

There was a team destruction in the east lobby bathroom after school.

by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 12, 2021

symphony of destruction

kick ass song by megadeth.

Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction

chorus of symphony of destruction

by darthredneck September 16, 2008

God of Destruction

One of the nicknames of RapMon, the leader of BTS (a South Korean band). He has this nickname because he has the ability to destruct someone or something. Don't stand next to this talented but destructive leader of BTS!

'Here comes the God of Destruction,' said Jin.

by qq030206 September 24, 2017

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...

Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...

by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008

Mass Destruction

The best battle theme of all time.

"Oh babe I've got a whole crew with me who can relate
To this Mass Destruction
(Just go crazy)"

by sjl057 October 29, 2019

Ninja Destruction

A game played by a group of people where everyone is in a circle striking a ninja pose. the goal is to hit someone elses hand in one solid, quick ninja movement. The opposing players can dodge your hit with one solid, quick ninja move. You cannot have your hands behind your back and you can only get people out by hitting their wrist or hand. The game is played until there is one person left.

Me and my friends played ninja destruction with 11 different people. it was so intense!

by rayraybrown August 13, 2010