Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.
You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."
Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."
Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."
by Vovalicious May 7, 2012
by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006
by BiggusDickus1 August 24, 2016
When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."
Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.
by Uhnah May 16, 2010
by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017
A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.
by kari1981 January 5, 2011
Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny
by RonaldPornStache September 1, 2015