The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.
Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents
anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all
that one friend: i got you all
by pussy69destroyer420 January 07, 2020
Tom-who's the designated driver?
Sam-Bob you drive'n?.. (gives him a push and he falls over)
Sam-haha (takes Bob's keys and throws them to tom)
Tom- (catches the keys=good to drive) Alright.
Sam-Bob you drive'n?.. (gives him a push and he falls over)
Sam-haha (takes Bob's keys and throws them to tom)
Tom- (catches the keys=good to drive) Alright.
by Matt Steph May 14, 2007
by sean January 10, 2005
the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them.
by EDOT February 22, 2006
Group of Guys go out drinking
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*
Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food
-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*
Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food
-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along
by Mr. NuGg March 19, 2018
Those life-saving nerds.
I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.
by Maximus December 21, 2004