Derse 

Derse is a portmanteau of the words "dearth" (meaning scarcity) and "terse" (meaning clean or concise). The name was coined by Andrew Hussie (author of Homestuck) to distinguish a particular planet in the comic/franchise.

The planet "Derse" is in opposition to the planet "Prospit". Prospit is also a portmanteau - prosperity + respite.
In the game spurb, there are players who are Dersites and players who are Prospitians.

Dude, I passed out and next thing I know I'm staring out at the purple towns of Derse!

Derse by anaveragepseudonym August 29, 2020

derse 

Noun...rhymes with hurse. A combination of dense and worse. Derse. An extremely dumb monkey is derse.

Damn, you idiot. You are so derse!

derse by Shirtcocka Bill September 7, 2009

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Papa Derek

A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.

"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"

"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"

Papa Derek by BowelMovement69 May 25, 2020

Derealisation

A sense of detachment from reality, where surroundings appear distorted, perceptions are twisted and strangely disturbing. You may feel like you're trapped in a nightmare, enshrouded in a fog where time and space are slowed.

You know life is shite when in the grip of a derealisation episode.

Derealisation by Shougo March 24, 2022

Derek Bum

A legendary man who possesses the Kitchen Gun.

Hi, I'm Derek Bum!

Derek Bum by [LAN CORD EJECTED] April 26, 2020

Eat shit , derek. 

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

Eat shit , derek. by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013