Derse

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Derse is a portmanteau of the words "dearth" (meaning scarcity) and "terse" (meaning clean or concise). The name was coined by Andrew Hussie (author of Homestuck) to distinguish a particular planet in the comic/franchise.

The planet "Derse" is in opposition to the planet "Prospit". Prospit is also a portmanteau - prosperity + respite.
In the game spurb, there are players who are Dersites and players who are Prospitians.

Dude, I passed out and next thing I know I'm staring out at the purple towns of Derse!

Derse by anaveragepseudonym August 29, 2020

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derse

Noun...rhymes with hurse. A combination of dense and worse. Derse. An extremely dumb monkey is derse.

Damn, you idiot. You are so derse!

derse by Shirtcocka Bill September 7, 2009

Related Words

derse • derseh • dersem • dersen • dersent • derseverance • Getting Dersed • Dense Breast • dense • Dereck

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Papa Derek

A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.

"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"

"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"

Papa Derek by BowelMovement69 May 25, 2020

Derealisation

A sense of detachment from reality, where surroundings appear distorted, perceptions are twisted and strangely disturbing. You may feel like you're trapped in a nightmare, enshrouded in a fog where time and space are slowed.

You know life is shite when in the grip of a derealisation episode.

Derealisation by Shougo March 24, 2022

Derek Bum

A legendary man who possesses the Kitchen Gun.

Hi, I'm Derek Bum!

Derek Bum by [LAN CORD EJECTED] April 26, 2020

Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

Eat shit , derek. by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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