A nap that depressed people take when they can't deal with the emotional pain they feel. They try to shut out everything they feel by having the illusion that they are dead. When they are asleep, they don't have to feel, think, or cry about anything. It's a way to numb your pain without drugs. A depression nap is the closest thing to death. It usually calms people down or prevents them from suicide.

Boy: I'm gonna take a nap.
Girl: but you you just woke up like an hour ago
Boy: It's not cuz i'm tired. It's a depression nap.

depression nap by pain assasin November 9, 2017

depression nap

When you're depressed and you need to take a nap.

Yo man I'm feeling kinda sad, I'm gonna go take a depression nap real quick.

depression nap by Somebodycall911shortyfireburn April 3, 2017

Depression Nap

The 3-4 hour nap you take after school because of the homework you know you need to do later.

“Myah can’t come to the phone right now, because she is taking a depression nap”

Depression Nap by Myahsaurus November 1, 2019

Depression Nap

A mid-day recharge nap being taked for being mentally not physically tired.

Enjoy your depression nap, you said bitch.

Depression Nap by Punktuation June 28, 2019

Depression Nap

When you close your eyes while listening to music. Without sleeping but you still feel energized and refreshed after.

Savannah often takes depression naps.

Depression Nap by Wahay1002 June 4, 2020

Depression naps

Often used by those suffering from depression or heart break to “fast forward” through the day. The thought process is sleeping thru the day so as to not have to deal with there conscious thoughts and emotional pain.

Cameron: “Hey dude, you okay? You didn’t text back all day?”

Tanner: “yeah was just taking some depression naps, This Katie shit hurts”

Depression naps by Milkycunt69 October 27, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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