Chronic Bitch Dependency 

(n.)
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.

The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.

APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."

Tom: "An intervention?"

APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"

Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"

APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)

Chronic Bitch Dependency by RROMM November 7, 2007

Co-dependent 

Often describing someone who finds all their value as a human being in having a romantic relationship. If they are single, they feel like a total failure and therefore will put up with all kinds of possessive, unhealthy Mr/Ms. Wrongs to bolster their own self worth.

Often seen in high school sweethearts who date all the way through college and into mid-20s. Even though annoyed and bored with each other, they still refuse to break up because they can't stand being single.

Debbie said she always knew Jason wasn't 'the one', but still dated him for 7 years. She's as co-dependent as a barnacle.

Co-dependent by Shumado May 18, 2014

Bro-Dependent 

adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.

"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."

"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."

Bro-Dependent by Classic Criminal May 4, 2009

date dependent 

Someone who cannot live without being in a relationship. For instance jumping from one relationship to the next because if they aren’t in one, they don’t know who they are.

Noel is such a date dependent, he can’t back off of girls.

date dependent by m4gically June 21, 2022

bitch dependency 

When a pimp and/or man has an unhealthy attachment to a bitch (lady) which causes the man to rely on the beforementioned bitch for emotion need instead of just finacial support. Also known to other people as "love."

Tom cried himself to sleep after Sarah left him. The fact that Tom isn't going out looking for new hoes is a tale tell sign of bitch dependency.

bitch dependency by A Pimp Named Slidback October 29, 2007

DESCENDENTS 

One of the greatest Hardcore punk bands ever. They were the core foundation for bands such as green day blink 182, and the list goes on.

The original lineup was
bill stevenson-Drummer
tony lombardo-Bassist
Frank Navetta-Guitarist
MILO AUKERMAN- Vocalist

Current Lineup
Bill Stevenson-Drummer
Karl Alvarez- bassist
Stephen Egerton- Guitarist
MILO AUKERMAN - Vocalist

the descendents are my favorite punk band

DESCENDENTS by john doux July 31, 2018

chronic bitch dependency 

An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.

A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.

This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.

chronic bitch dependency by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007