"Look at that ass, her name must be den-elle"

I've been jabbed

Finding a Denelle can be a fantasy come true as well as a curse. You’ll be deeply, deeply in love when she might decide to ghost you. And so it goes in a million songs and poems; better to have love and lose it than never having love at all. But a Denelle will leave your heart in a pile of smoldering ruins, gaily skipping away while thoughtlessly flicking the match into the muck, not calling the fire department so that your heart is burned beyond recognition.

Don’t ever fall in love with a Denelle unless you’re ready to become half the man you were before you met.

You know that Denelle; she’s got serious developmental problems so one day she’ll just ghost you instead of being an adult. You should steer clear from her if at all possible.