demotivate
demotivate by that_guy2 August 18, 2009
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Demotivational Posters
pictures easily found on the internet by googling "demotivational posters". The posters are composed of a picture (often funny looking, frightening, or disturbing) surrounded by a rather thick black border, and underneath the picture, in the border there is a title for the "poster" that has something to do with the picture, and underneath the title is some kind of phrase that goes into more detail than the title and makes sense of the picture in terms of what point the creator was trying to get across.
"Hey what are you doing?"
"I'm making Demotivational Posters! Here check one out"
"Oh dude that is so true! if you don't hit that jailbait, somebody else will!!"
"I'm making Demotivational Posters! Here check one out"
"Oh dude that is so true! if you don't hit that jailbait, somebody else will!!"
Demotivational Posters by House J.R. March 16, 2010
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Demotivational
That damn Slacksquatch brought his demotivational field to my cube, so rather than being productive I'll be shamefully working from home.
Demotivational by CitrixGoon December 26, 2014
deactivate
to defuse a situation via use of persuasive mediation or tactical rhetoric to ease and alter the mood/situation in ones favor.
"Are we gonna chill tonight or what?"
"I don't know my mom is type mad...
Hold on, let me go deactivate her."
"I don't know my mom is type mad...
Hold on, let me go deactivate her."
deactivate by artanis.one October 23, 2005
Demolicate
Demolicate by Metal_God_230 December 20, 2008
demotivationalizer
An asswipe from any corporate headquarters obstensibly sent in to raise the bottom line, but is actually an un-fireable loser being transfered (and promoted) just to get rid of him/her.
This demotivationalizer they sent in from back east is the biggest demotivationilizer in the history of business enterprise. They musy have dumped him/her on us to get him out of their way without pissing off his/her daddy.
demotivationalizer by sali faloud October 10, 2005
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