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the dumbest possible entity that has step foot on planet earth
"Yo, how the hell did you think that 2+1=5?"
"Sorry, I forgot how to math."
"Damn, that's so Delvix of you!"
delvix by DELVIXXXXZ July 19, 2023
Words you can keep
A kick ass person who is so amazing and you have to love her she is so beautiful! She is so SEXY!!! she is sweet kind fun energetic funny and she has a NICE ASS!!;)
Damn look at that delvina! Shit I got a boner!
Delvina by Nogolf May 8, 2019
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A genius, with the skills to be a great man and a pimp.
Delvin is the smartest man I know, he truly is a genius!
delvin by D. Williams November 19, 2003

Delvis Dominguez 

He’s a quite, shy, little thang who wears polo and jeans all the damn time. Some call him pelvis, some call him el penguino, but we all know that he is SET for life.
Where’s Delvis Dominguez? Oh, he’s in that corner over there in room 30!
That one friend everyone has from college. He rarely says anything, and even if he is fat, he is known as a huge lightweight. Frequently pulls all-nighters and seems to spend as much time playing video games as he does studying. No matter what, you can always count on him to be a homie and fun to be around.
Guy 1: Oh no, Delvin's losing in rocket league again!
Delvin: Oh No! DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!!!
Delvin by olafmniphrynzrqehj August 20, 2019
1. Will keep it real 💯
2. Prideful

3. He is usually a human lie detector.
4. Hopeless romantic

5. Speaks fluent sarcasm

6. The know it all
7. Loyal to a fault

8. Will knock your lights out

9. Will read your intentions in seconds.
10. Dreamer

The name of Delvi creates an overly-sensitive nature which causes him to sense and feel far more than he can understand or put into words. He is usually a pisces, with deep understanding of other people's problems. An individual who will keep real at all time with a sense of humor tremendously special. He pride himself for his goals and stays loyal until a fault. You have a deep, artistic, and creative side which shows through a love for music and literature. Writing is a more natural mode of expression for your deeper thoughts and feelings than the spoken word. You have an ability to concentrate and work intently on anything which holds your interest. However, you prefer to avoid routine, monotony, and menial tasks. You enjoy the out-of-doors and find your greatest peace and relaxation from the beauty and harmony of nature.You prefer to limit your friendships and associations to those who share your interests and appreciate your quiet, refined ways.Others often find it difficult to understand you.Your feelings tend to build up within you and, if you cannot release them through a creative, constructive channel, you could suffer with frustration, moods, and much inner turmoil.
Health Analysis.
Delvi "bitch, I hope the fuck you do"
delvi by BIFUD March 15, 2017
Delvious (adjective):
Deviously delicious; an unexpected combination of ingredients yielding a surprisingly pleasing taste.
That Italian appetizer of melon and prosciutto was really delvious!
Delvious by www.delvious.com October 22, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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