A word that can be used by people whose names start with "Del..."(e.g. Delia, Delilah, Delton). It's like heliocentric, but you are the sun of your own universe.
So, from your position, the universe is deliocentric. (The world basically revolves around you)
Person: "beautiful faces everywhere, but beautiful minds are hard to find"
Delia: "So am I the beautiful face or the beautiful mind?"
Person: "I like how you assumed it was about you, and not generic. You're so deliocentric!"
Delia: "Well the world really does revolve around me."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)