Sexy beast 6’7 alpha beasts through anything will do your dirty work if you know what I mean ;)
Is anything you want him to be including a claw machine.
He will only be able come over if you have new sheets at the ready.
Amazing kisser leaving you with stars.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).