the most retarded person, ugly and even lesbian at times. A wierd one indeed, very touchy but no one likes them. they simp for a couple of girls/boys but is a loner. A fag.
Beautiful, amazing young lady named Deijah. She will blow you away with her stunning eyes and smile. She makes you laugh and cheers you up when you're down. She's super smart and fun to be around. She will steal your heart.
this is a revision of the previous definition, which is completely fucking awful because i wrote it when i was 13. deijah is a fucking amazing girl, who has deep brown eyes and this cute, dumbass laugh and a beautiful voice and she's ticklish and likes video games way too much and she's just fucking amazing and it pisses me off how much i love her because i doubt she loves me the same but hey let's just rant on an urbandictionary definition
/ass tard boy: "dam nigga i,mma fuck deijah so hard she bangin bro"
/not ass tard boy: "i will actually put you in a blender if you talk about her like that again"
/ass tard boy: "wut"
/...
/ass tard boy: *is in a blender*
an amazingly beautiful girl who is a combination of every race ever, with huge tits and a fuckin nice ass. She's funny, insane, and likes huge dicks. Her face is like baby Jesus and her body is the living essence of a boner.
Deijahna is the best person you will ever meet. She will always make you smile.She acts like a 3 year old when she doesn’t get her way but can love unconditionally . Her face will remind you of beauty and boldness. She the most amazing person you will ever meet.
Daizjah is a very pretty girl who is so very energetic and goofy. Don’t get me wrong she definitely has her moments, but always puts a smile on peoples faces. Everybody usually likes Daizjah if not it’s usually HATE or jealousy. Daizjah is a drama free person and loves cracking jokes.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.