To defuggle is to have a female flop in a similar fashion to a dead fish, directly on top of you, to lay (when energy levels are low), on your chest, tummy to tummy- at this point the male will cuddle, or snuggle, her all evening.
We started off with a tuggle but she was very tired and soon we just ended up having a defuggle! much better than a standard cuddle
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"