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define.php 

what happens if i put this word on the site
will defining define.php break the site
define.php by Tranman64 January 9, 2021

define.php 

The page used by Urban Dictionary to define words.
Person 1: Hey, what's the definition page for Urban Dictionary again?
Person 2: define.php.
define.php by ClaytonTDM May 30, 2022

define.php?term= 

When you're extremely bored and decided to type in a part of the url.
A bored person: I'm bored.
*types define.php?term= in the url box*

define.php?term=hayla 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet shes giving and shows her love twards you she can make you happy on your worst days. Hayla will be your life long soul mate dont let her go.
Oh my gosh she is a "define.php?term=hayla" would love to have her.
define.php?term=hayla by Isaiah Farr November 27, 2013

define.php%3Fterm%3Dasl 

This just sucks is all I’m going to say!
Wait that guy, Ryan, define.php%3Fterm%3Dasl

define.php%3Fterm%3Dhurricane%2520tortilla 

So basically you die and yeah
Please define.php%3Fterm%3Dhurricane%2520tortilla die.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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