deerbob 

Deerbob, otherwise known as Christian Z. Cataldo is a pot-belly pig living in the residence of the Cataldo family, located in South Plainfield. He is commonly seen at his local mall munching on a freshly-baked pretzel, as it is his favorite food.

If you come across Christian Cataldo, make sure to give him a pretzel otherwise he could get vicious or hangry.

You stink just like Deerbob, yer pig!

deerbob by Michelle Cataldo February 7, 2022

Deerbortion 

Deerbortion: When an automobile hits a pregnant deer in the road and the impact of the collision sends that deer careening through the air and directly into the windshield of another vehicle, causing the fetus from the deer to be ejected into the second vehicle. This event was first defined when a story detailing this situation was on the front page of the Albany Times Union newspaper.

Christie: Steve, what happened to your car?

Steve: Oh I just performed a deerbortion on my way to my grandma's house.

Christie: good thing you have glass coverage on the Diplomat.

Deerbortion by L1VExFAST April 2, 2009

Deerbonologie

The study of deer as well as their mystical and unnatural counterparts. This also includes all deer related animals such as a man who was a deers internal organs instead of organs normally or commonly found in humans

“I heard Herbert got his doctoral degree in Deerbonologie.” “what a sad fate that he has condemned himself to.”

Deerbonologie by Herb the Deerbonologist August 7, 2018

Deerbonologie

A form of study centered around Deer and their fictional and non-fictional kin. including creatures that have the biological makeup of a Deer

I heard that one of the professors has a degree in Deerbonologie

Deerbonologie by Herb the Deerbonologist August 7, 2018