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Deerbortion 

Deerbortion: When an automobile hits a pregnant deer in the road and the impact of the collision sends that deer careening through the air and directly into the windshield of another vehicle, causing the fetus from the deer to be ejected into the second vehicle. This event was first defined when a story detailing this situation was on the front page of the Albany Times Union newspaper.
Christie: Steve, what happened to your car?

Steve: Oh I just performed a deerbortion on my way to my grandma's house.

Christie: good thing you have glass coverage on the Diplomat.
Deerbortion by L1VExFAST April 2, 2009
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beerbortion 

an abortion caused by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, usually cheap beer.
"i drank so much last night, if i was pregnant, i definitely would have had a beerbortion"
beerbortion by yesgregyes May 22, 2010
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debortion 

When an aborted fetus is sent out of its country for being the child of illegal immigrates.
Jose: Juan, you wont believe what happened yesterday!
Juan: What is it ?
Jose: I took my Girlfriend to planed parenthood and Trump came in and performed a debortion my baby.
debortion by undertable January 20, 2020

Debortion 

When you are against abortion

OR known as "birth"
Lil Timmy was not aborted he was deborted or debortion
Debortion by Branifsi June 2, 2016