Deemer 

An idiot. Someone who fucks up all the time and never succeeds in life. Deemer's generally fail at life, over and over again, yet never realize it.

"Hey man, I heard Mackenzie got pregnant again, even after she took 9 weeks of that Abstinence course."
"What a deemer!"

Deemer by Connor Dui April 17, 2008

Deemer 

Somebody who has a deep obsession with midget porn.

Andy: I've not seen Paul for a long time
Ross: He's locked himself in his room with a terabyte of midget porn.
Andy: What a deemer

Deemer by ClownShoes42 January 10, 2012

Deemer 

When something awful happens, which keeps you from having a sexual encounter for your first time, repeatedly. Can also be used to desribe sexual encounters not involved with your first time, but in which you still get so close then something happens preventing it.

"She asked me if I wanted to get head or smoke the bowl first. I said the bowl, so we stepped outside, and the door accidently locked behind us. We spent the rest of the night trying to get in. I never got head...looks like I pulled a Deemer"

Deemer by Shaunmark February 13, 2005

Deemer 

An individual with an often mysterious past. Half of the time people assume it is because he has nothing going on. The other half of the time they believe he is some sort of superman because of everything he seems to have his hand in.

Either he is a complete sham, or a completely unique individual.

Guy A: "Dude, how the fuck did Deemer win the awards for physical fitness, intelligence, and aptitude?"
Guy (but usually Girl) B: "I don't know man, he's probably just a solid guy."
Guy A: "I think he's cheating."
Guy/ Girl B: *to themself* "At least he doesn't need to compensate for something by being jealous."

Deemer by Who posted this? February 19, 2012

Deemer 

Exaggeration of the syllables in "Dime". Synonym for Dimebag. Also said as "Deem".

"That mofacky scored a Deemer of Dro!"
"Hell yes!"

Deemer by Pajewjew January 15, 2006

big deemer 

BiG Deemer also know as big D is a man who's trust worthy and know for getting everything that he wants if something stands in his way he would destroy it and keeps moving on with his pride

Thats Big D for you

Big deemer is a real man

big deemer by Big d's sidekick August 27, 2016

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019