interior decorator 

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

interior decorator by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

Cake Decorator 

A person who enjoys ejaculating on a large butt, known as the slang "cake." Hence, a person who "decorates the cake."

Oh MY GAWD Becky, look at her butt.

I bet her man is a real Cake Decorator.

Cake Decorator by WizardofWord September 1, 2022

shit decorator 

A friend or co-worker that is angry or in a bad mood about unrelated issues, that enters the room and starts bitching about any and every little thing to release stress. (Thus decorating the room with their bull shit.)

"Yeah the boss must have REALLY been up Travis' ass today because he was acting like a total shit decorator after the meeting."

shit decorator by reliant6 February 18, 2009

interior decorator 

refers to "none of your f'ing business" in response to a job inquiry. Primarily because interior decorating is a job that anyone can perform and by this response you are avoiding to answer the actual question.

What is your job?
I am an interior decorator

interior decorator by Billw5 March 12, 2008

Interior Decorator 

When you're having sex doggy style facing a wall, and you pick the person up and smash them through said wall.

The sex was good but aggressive; I tried to rough things up a bit and accidentally gave her the interior decorator.

Interior Decorator by TheManSlut November 13, 2010

interior decorator 

A pseudo-elitist who thinks role-playing is a paid-by-the-word novel-writing business. They count post quality by length and adjectives, and will set fire to anyone who posts less than three paragraphs for any reason. They will go on about every minute object in the setting and exactly how every strand of hair on a person blows in the wind in order to get at least three long paragraphs for even a single line in a conversation. They like to say they are encouraging good writing skills.

Her shiney brown hair ruffled ever so slightly, a few amber bangs falling lightly across her forehead as she shifts what little weight she has from her left to her right foot. At this moment she is thinking twice about not deciding to get those free gel soles offered to her last Tuesday by her friend Matt, who just got into the business.
Matt was a tall fellow, about twenty-one years old who...
...
...And so she said, her voice soft and friendly as her smile, "No, thank you. I drink one percent."

interior decorator by Adrian May 27, 2005

Kebab Decorator 

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.

Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!

Kebab Decorator by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010