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decircumcise 

The process by which a male who has been circumsiced reverses the process to once again achieve total skin coverage of his glans. There are surgeries which provide near instant results, but men who take this route are often not happy with these results. There are several non-surgical methods, such as tugging, tapping, and various other methods and devices to help grow out the foreskin naturally. This process takes much longer, often over a period of months to years, but men are almost always beyond satisfied with the results.
A male who decircumcises himself will loose the thick, dry layer on his glans , a process called dekeratinization, which will grant him a massive increase in sensation and orgasmic power. The restored foreskin will also change its tissue function: the tissue which directly covers and has near constant contact with the glans grows soft and will release fluid, keeping the glans near constantly lubricated, which both aids in dekeratinization and acts as a natural lubricant for any form of sexual activity.
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After 1 year of decircumcising himself, John had found he had gained nearly 1 and 1/4 inches of foreskin, which he could roll back and forth with ease.
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Recircumcised 

After the tradition circumcision of a male, they might miss their foreskin for reasons they cannot explain, so the go to a tradition doctor to get the skin reattached
Dude, I got to be honost, I miss my foreskin, I might get get it recircumcised
Recircumcised by T_dono09 January 16, 2019
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Decircumcised 

(Adj.) A penis who’s foreskin was stolen and later restored, usually through a regimen of stretching exercises
“Hey did you hear Todd’s decircumcised? It took over a decade but his orgasms are better than ever!” “That’s not so long considering it only takes 15 minutes a day, I’m so glad we are both his enthusiastic lovers”
Decircumcised by Moreskin August 1, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012