Decent people 

Even if there's just a few in your area, there's never just one.

Even if you're the kind of asshole who is content to play nothing but solitaire his whole life, you know there's some other decent asshole somewhere you've been, it was never just you. There were more decent people, if you really were all decent.

Decent people by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Decent People 

This is who your should spend your time on. Right Dick Dawkins?

Hym "Isn't that right, Dick? You should spend your time on decent people... Like Russell Brand! The LITTLE GIRL RAPING JUNKIE. Did you see that motherfucker mocking me? That's the SECOND little girl toucher (who women were fucking consensually INSTEAD OF ME) who has mocked me! 16 years old, huh? That's about the age of Joe Rogan's oldest daughter back in the day when I said the thing about the porno! And HE (at the same age I was when I said it) was in a relationship AND raped her! There it is folks! The female's sacred choice in action! 1000 women a year they say (minus the ones he raped obviously)! He's CLEARLY great with women and their choice was in no way contingent on his big fat cock! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm not laughing about the rape obviously. That's not the funny part. THE IRONY (However)! THAT! THAT is fucking hilarious! Chalk up another victory for the LAZY BABY-DICK INCEL MISOGYNIST! HOLY SHIT! My ass is undefeated over here! What's my score!? Who wants to do the honors? Tell me, what's my fucking score? Am I batting 1000 or what!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Decent People by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016