December Challenge 

The December Challenge, also known as "Must Fap December" precedes the November Challenge as a "reward" as some call it..
This is one of most prestigious challenges one can do.
December 1st: Fap 1 time in a day
December 2nd: Fap 2 times in a day
December 3rd: fap 3 times in a day
continue the pattern...
December 23rd: fap 23 times in a day
December 24th: fap 24 times in a day
December 25th: fap 25 times in a day(one must ejaculate once every 57.5 minutes for 24 hours to do the 25th day)

Completing this challenge gives you the ability to prove your manliness. To date, no one has completed this challenge.

Random Dude 1: "Hey man, you doing the December Challenge?"
Random Dude 2: "Nah, i tried it alst you, i couldn't prove my manliness :("

or

Random Dude 1: "Hey dude, I'm gonna try out the December Challenge"
Random Dude 2: "Be careful man, it starts to hurt like a mofo after a while"

December Challenge by scevn November 25, 2011

The December Challenge

The December Challenge is completed by abstaining from masturbation for the entire month of December, besides Christmas.

You have to masturbate on Christmas.

Johnny: Hi mom.

Mom: Hi Johnny.

Johnny: Did you know that it's gonna be a white Christmas this year?

Mom: How do you know that Johnny?

Johnny: I'm partaking in the December Challenge.

Mom: Oh.

The December Challenge by K_Money December 21, 2013

2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.

When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.

The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.

The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.

Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.

Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.

Lightning flashes

Everyone: Where did you come from??!!

Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!

2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge. by To_the_Victor November 26, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008