deaton

Deatons are generally tall and have no butt. Humorous and intelligent, but also sadistic and sometimes cruel to animals. Prone to ailments. Male Deatons are generally attracted to spicy, raven-haired women.

My dog is dead. It got Deatoned.

by markusaureliuz September 30, 2014

Deaton

A Deaton is a rare creature that is very caring and mindful (sometimes) of other peoples feelings. If you ever come across a Deaton you should cherish him for ever and ever! And in extra detail, most Deatons are NOT ladies men if you catch my drift, but when they do attract women, that relationship will last for a while.

Hey my name is Deaton, wanna be friends?

by Definition_Dude2023 December 13, 2018

Grant Deaton

Sweet and funny guy that's always trying to make people smile. Handsome and fun to be around, life of the party. Smile that could light up a room and looks amazing with short hair.

That guy is so sweet and sexy, he's a total Grant Deaton

by littledevl11 May 5, 2011