deathwaves 

Deathwaves are like heatwaves on another level, in which it feels like you're going to die from too hot of temperatures, caused by global warming. Used at any temperature higher than 35°C.

P1: "hey, how hot is it outside today?"
P2: "around 40°C, I think we're going into another one of those Deathwaves."

deathwaves by BearMan74TC October 4, 2023

Deathraven 

A very rare and dangerous gay sex position which has a series of steps needed to follow in order to perform it correctly. It involves Anti-gravitational sex like the fight scene in "Inception" Also you must rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum, and penetrate it with the golden penis, the interdeminsional sperm will then travel through to the center of the universe and spawn the 3rd moon of jupiter, this is completed only after ou have disgraced 3 religions and traveled across the Baltic sea to get the hindu man that you need to tie up to fondle him. Warning, if aimed correctly the deathraven can destroy the Earth, and also reincarnation isn't guaranteed. This can only be done every 3000 years, the Mayans were the last to do it, legend has it, that the Egyptian pyramids wre actually markers to align the erection needed at stage 5 of the deathraven.

*news cast- "thousands died today due to the black hole which the deathraven opened.

Deathraven by bored123guy March 5, 2011

Deathaversary 

The anniversary of someone’s death.

“My mom’s Deathaversary is on Christmas Eve.”
“I have three deathaversaries to deal with this month.”

Deathaversary by Rachee Mama May 11, 2019

celebrity deathsave 

being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself

Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.

celebrity deathsave by Moggraider July 7, 2009

Deathaversary 

Deathaversary is the anniversary of a death.

Today is the 3rd deathaversary of my dad.

Deathaversary by SierraFawcett February 11, 2019

death waves 

the inevitable limited time spent on earth to the upcoming of days where your life is numbered; one reason to have a significant other before you die to ride the wave of death without being alone

Rad: I need me a thicc ni**a, but no homo tho
Dave: Someone to ride out the death waves with?
Rad: Yeah... I’m tired of being lonely.

Dave: Nice, I’m still looking for a god-tier waifu whom can ride the waves with me too.

death waves by Uh, Idk January 13, 2019

Deathwater 

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.

“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus

Deathwater by Gobba42 May 16, 2010