Deathwaves are like heatwaves on another level, in which it feels like you're going to die from too hot of temperatures, caused by global warming. Used at any temperature higher than 35°C.
P1: "hey, how hot is it outside today?"
P2: "around 40°C, I think we're going into another one of those Deathwaves."
P2: "around 40°C, I think we're going into another one of those Deathwaves."
by BearMan74TC October 4, 2023
Get the deathwaves mug.A very rare and dangerous gay sex position which has a series of steps needed to follow in order to perform it correctly. It involves Anti-gravitational sex like the fight scene in "Inception" Also you must rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum, and penetrate it with the golden penis, the interdeminsional sperm will then travel through to the center of the universe and spawn the 3rd moon of jupiter, this is completed only after ou have disgraced 3 religions and traveled across the Baltic sea to get the hindu man that you need to tie up to fondle him. Warning, if aimed correctly the deathraven can destroy the Earth, and also reincarnation isn't guaranteed. This can only be done every 3000 years, the Mayans were the last to do it, legend has it, that the Egyptian pyramids wre actually markers to align the erection needed at stage 5 of the deathraven.
by bored123guy March 5, 2011
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“My mom’s Deathaversary is on Christmas Eve.”
“I have three deathaversaries to deal with this month.”
“I have three deathaversaries to deal with this month.”
by Rachee Mama May 11, 2019
Get the Deathaversary mug.being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself
Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.
by Moggraider July 7, 2009
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by SierraFawcett February 11, 2019
Get the Deathaversary mug.the inevitable limited time spent on earth to the upcoming of days where your life is numbered; one reason to have a significant other before you die to ride the wave of death without being alone
Rad: I need me a thicc ni**a, but no homo tho
Dave: Someone to ride out the death waves with?
Rad: Yeah... I’m tired of being lonely.
Dave: Nice, I’m still looking for a god-tier waifu whom can ride the waves with me too.
Dave: Someone to ride out the death waves with?
Rad: Yeah... I’m tired of being lonely.
Dave: Nice, I’m still looking for a god-tier waifu whom can ride the waves with me too.
by Uh, Idk January 13, 2019
Get the death waves mug.Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.
“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood
“I welcome you!”- Satan
“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus
“I welcome you!”- Satan
“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus
by Gobba42 May 16, 2010
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