Deathwater

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.

“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus

by Gobba42 May 16, 2010

deathwatch

The act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.

Hey honey!, I met this really old rich woman, she has no family, Sweet! let's put her on our deathwatch, I could use a vacation right now...

by Goforitguy August 20, 2016

deathmatter56

a weird guy on youtube who attempted to break the world record for kicking his head over and over again. his videos are special, meaning "brain draining".

p1: " hey did you see the new deathmatter56 video?"
p2: " yeah, it sucked."

by creepy carrie April 23, 2009

deathmaster

1) The character in a role-playing game who is extremely effective in combat.
2) A video gamer who regularly lays waste to all of his opposition.

"Mike was kicking my ass in Halo 2 - he's totally the deathmaster."

by Steve H. March 18, 2005

Deathaversary

The anniversary of someone’s death.

“My mom’s Deathaversary is on Christmas Eve.”
“I have three deathaversaries to deal with this month.”

by Rachee Mama May 11, 2019

Deathaversary

Deathaversary is the anniversary of a death.

Today is the 3rd deathaversary of my dad.

by SierraFawcett February 11, 2019

Deatheater

A person obsessed with death, mortality, and end to life basically. That is a common theme in their music, entertainment, and artwork.

Edgar Allen Poe and Holden Caulfield were Deatheater (s)

by ShutDesFuckUp June 6, 2011