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Deathie is a term used on people who always seem to have something that is better than you. When you get something new, the deathie always bought a similar thing half a year earlier, which still is way better than what you recently bought.
You: "Hey deathie, I got my new HDD today."
Deathie: "I've have a 400GB HDD in my other PC. But I bought that 3 months ago"
deathie by Tijs Krankwer January 4, 2006
An individual that has achived a high unsurpassed level of retardation, which also includes a severe speech impediment when it comes to the english language.
You can easily recognize this type of individual by his boasting of material possessions, and the profound ability to annoy people around him.
deathie: looaaaaal
deathie: I drinking wodka.... yea....
deathie: f***l, f***l, f***l, f***l, I ownz you
you: err.. ok
deathie: yeah, I am daddy
A deathie is an individual that has achived a high unsurpassed level of retardation,
which also includes a severe speech impediment when it comes to the english language.
You can easily recognize this type of individual by his boasting of material possessions,
and the profound ability to annoy people around him.
the deathie: looaaaaal
the deathie: I drinking wodka.... yea....
the deathie: f***l, f***l, f***l, f***l, I ownz you
you: err.. ok
the deathie: yeah, I am daddy
Deathism is the preconceived notion that death is inevitable and inescapable, actually a good thing, and it should be accepted without fear. The term is beginning to gain usage in circles where it is believed that thanks to ever-accelerating scientific progress aging can and indeed should be combated. Deathists tend to be opposed to such an outlook and advocate the "preservation of the natural order of things", and therefore often discourage, or voice their disapproval of anti-aging scientific endeavors.
John is an avowed advocate of deathism, or a "deathist". He believes death is absolute and thinks removing aging from humans would do more harm than good.
deathism by Xfing April 6, 2014

deatherage

The name of a god.Whoever has this name;will forever be blessed.
It's a kickass name apparently,don't worry not literally kicking your ass though.

despite the death and rage part;It's actually for a very sensitive male,
Who will understand you.
female: Hey have you seen deatherage?
Male: YEAH he's my bro
female: he's so cool and understanding.
deatherage by Cattypatty December 7, 2013

Near-Deather 

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
Near-Deather by mattanaw July 21, 2021