dead soldier

an empty bottle, especially one that contained an alcoholic beverage

The floor was cluttered with dead soldiers and paper plates.(example of dead soldier)

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2010

dead soldier

an empty beer bottle

after I finished my beer I left that dead soldier on the bar

by jfk April 10, 2004

dead soldier

Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.

Hey John, Dave called and said he found a dead soldier in his bathroom after the party last night.

by teeyodi April 09, 2006

dead soldier

When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.

Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.

by b3arded clam April 23, 2010

dead soldier

When beer is left in an open can not entirely consumed.

"Hey man, pound the rest of this dead soldier."

by Matt Lynch March 10, 2006

dead soldier

a broken cigarette

Laura fished the crumply cigarette softpack from her purse. "My last cigarette, and it's a dead soldier," she sighed.

by Memphis Belle March 31, 2010

dead soldier

when your buddy is passed out on the couch and you use his or her hand to pleasure yourself

last night dub passed out on the couch and i used his hand to masturbate. best dead soldier i ever had!!!

by phatty1971 January 25, 2011