day off

the fastest 86,000 seconds of your entire week. typically spent running errands or asleep.

i'm so glad to finally have a day off after working 70 hours this week

by AlphaVegan August 20, 2011

no days off

the constant grind, hustle, and struggle, usually to show the level of tired someone is on

'bout to hit up these weights #nodaysoff

Maaan, I ain't going through THAT again, no days off...

by thatbawss June 18, 2012

have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.

by Why are all the pseudonyms April 03, 2017

Dutch day off

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011

Sexual Day Off

Day, days or weekends when you do nothing except sleep, eat, have sex, and watch movies and chat.

I am having a sexual day off.

- What did you guys do?

- We had a sexual day off in the country.

by AnotherMiller July 10, 2021

Ferris's day off

a day taken of with the excuse of being sick

tomorrow is my friend's birthday , I'm gonna take a Ferris's day off

by that guy Ferris October 29, 2017

Three days off

When a girl is very good looking

"I would take three days off to have intercourse with her"

by ddavison January 21, 2008