day of Pantone 

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).

pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”

day of Pantone by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012