Datsyuk 

A russian word that means "holly #$%& did that really just happen"

Announcer A: Datsyuk just undressed that goalie!!
Announcer B: is that the goalies jock hanging from the rafters!!

Datsyuk by Mc31r0y919 April 26, 2009

datsyuk 

A sex position when the girl gets undressed multiple times before the guy scores with her.

Last night I was with this girl and she kept undressing and dressing before I scored!

Sounds like a datsyuk night.

datsyuk by winner13 March 11, 2013

Datsyuk 

Pavel Datsyuk is a Russian born NHL hockey player for the Detroit Red Wings. Wearing Number 13, as a centerman, Datsyuk has played in three Stanley Cup championship games, winning two Stanley Cups to date (2002 & 2008).

He is known for his excellent skating, lightning quick hands and ability to steal pucks with ease. His moves were described as "Datsyukian" by Red Wings television announcer Ken Daniels. "Datsyukian" has become a term to describe any unbelievable dekes or moves during a hockey game by Datsyuk or any other player.

When Datsyuk broke into the league as a rookie he became an immediate contributor to the 2002 championship by scoring 3 goals in the playoffs. The following year Datsyuk was joined by Henrik Zetterberg and put on the same line as Brett Hull. The line, nick named "Two Kids and a Goat", became one of the most successful offensive lines in Red Wings history. It rivaled the "Production Line" of the late 1940's and early 1950's that included Gordie Howe, Sid Abel and Ted Lindsay as well as the “Russian Five” of the late 90’s. While Datsyuk is Russian, he was not part of the original “Russian Five” who won two Stanley Cups in 1997 & 1998, although he did play with members Igor Larionov and Sergei Federov.

"Datsyuk just stole the puck and scored with a back hand shot while spinning."

"The top power play line on the Red Wings is Pavel Datsyuk, Henrik Zetterberg and any other lucky winger."

"My moves on the ice were so Datsyukian that even Datsyuk himself would be jealous."

Datsyuk by Desmond Boulevard May 19, 2012

Datsyuk 

NHL player who really needs to get some friends and has the head shaped like a triangle. He is also defined as a homosexual.

If you keep sucking dick, im going to call you a datsyuk

Datsyuk by can_snipa November 16, 2011

pavel datsyuk 

excellent hockey player for the detroit redwings. Hard shot and he dangles mother fuckers like no other. Known mostly for his triangle shaped head.

Kurt: Damn that pavel datsyuk has a triangle shaped head dude.
Joe: I know man but hes the shit.

pavel datsyuk by joseriviera October 26, 2006

Pavel Datsyuk 

A center for the Detroit Red Wings. Has brilliant puck handling skills, passing ability and a completely accurate shot. Lead the team with 87 points in the 06 season.

The defender was too slow to keep up with Pavel Datsyuk as he ended up scoring the game winner on a sweet breakaway

Pavel Datsyuk by go_wings June 1, 2006

Datsyukian

When your moves are so amazing beyond reason, the only way to describe them is datsyukian.

(deke, juke, dangle)
Origin: From the Detroit Red Wings forward Pavel Datsyuk, who has the best hands and moves in all of sports.

Example: Joey cut left with the football and made James fall flat on his face, what a datsyukian deke.

Check out Phil on the dance floor,he's amazing, he sure has some datsyukian dance moves.

Jorge put Danny in checkmate with a great datsukian move!

Datsyukian by Miggz1419 March 23, 2010