A guy who likes to game and sleeps alot,he tends to crave pizza and people think hes high when he talks. He has nice hair and a nice face,he makes all the girls panties wet and his irish accent makes girls die.
Girl: Do you know where Darach is?
Guy: Probably sleeping
Darmach is a gay ass niga, he goes around like a bitch boy.
He acts like a women, stressed like one and is a pedophile
"You see that darmach over there he always sucks dick."
"Bro that guy is 100% a darmach mans gay af."
"Yeah and he has stress about the smallest of things, defen a darmach."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'