dark treat 

Similary to a golden shower, a dark treat occurs when one deficates on the face of his or her partner- typically following intercourse. Popular in homo and heterosexuals alike.

Of course a dark treat can occur without sexual intercourse or any other related or non-related sexual play.

In a homosexual sense: After Nick bunged Bill, Bill was so loose he gave Nick a dark treat.

In a heterosexual sense: Jackie was feeling kinky after taking her first cock in the ass she decided to give Josh a dark treat.

In a non-sexual sense: Kelly is so disgusting. She was so drunk at that party she let Ben give her a dark treat in front of everyone!

dark treat by Fatuso July 12, 2006

long dark teatime of the soul 

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

long dark teatime of the soul by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019

long dark teatime of the soul 

Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Used as the title of Adams's second Dirk Gently novel. At its worst in boarding school. Trust me.

Sorry, but between that crappy lunch and the next crappy dinner, I'm currently experiencing a long dark teatime of the soul.

long dark teatime of the soul by Fearman October 30, 2007

dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.

dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate

dark treats by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009