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Dark time 

A changing point or awakening in one’s life. A time of forced self intimacy.
I was going through a dark time when I made the most out of my life and produced the best artistically.
Dark time by Sheila V December 3, 2018

Dark Time Express 

1) A word used to describe someone with black skin. A person of African descent. A polite way of saying the more offensive word "nigger".

2) A code name for Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad.

3) An imaginary train that black people ride on. They can be seen between 2:00am and 3:15am in the morning. The train carries a cargo of balogna and sesame snaps.
1) Hop aboard the dark time express.

2) What is that dark time express up to?

3) That dark time was on the move!
Dark Time Express by WaffleClaw April 30, 2010

dark pants time

When you are so excited that you may mess you pants, hence, you need dark pants.
WHen I saw her bend over, I knew it was dark pants time.
dark pants time by sneekix September 15, 2006

dark times 

Synonymous with bad times. Heard during the first Harry Potter movie
Oooo those were dark times when we took Economics a few quarters ago. Dark, dark times
dark times by Anonymous November 18, 2001

dark times 

The hours after sunset and before dawn. Speficically, those hours when you're awake and don't want to be.
I've got to get up for my show at 4am this Saturday. Dark times!
dark times by The Grammar Nazi November 20, 2001

before the dark times 

Before the dark times is a quote said by Obi wan Kenobi in "A New Hope" which is used to say that times where good for the jedi before the empire, this heavy implies that at the moment, Obi wan is having flashbacks to the clone wars and his former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker. It is also used as an expression of when someone changed for the worse
Obi Wan Kenobi: Before the Dark times.... Before the Empire
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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