dark hand

when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit

me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand

freind: dude thats so fucking gross

dark hand by jadkfjwreo October 28, 2017

Dark Handy 

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

Dark Handy by BigCol April 11, 2013

tall dark and handsome

1. An extremely attractive man who happens to be tall, dark-haired, and...well, hot.

2. A phrase that women use when describing a sexy man they may not know.

3. A hot stranger

Girl #1: OMG. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH SETH.

Girl #2: Seth who??

Girl #1: Seth MacFarlane! He's tall dark and handsome!

tall dark and handsome by osharemind December 30, 2010

Tall dark and handsome

Anybody that is a very tall person with dark hair that has an uncanny ability to just pop up from time to time in your mind and completely take control of your thoughts. Very beautiful in a way you can not describe to your friends and family.

See Babadook for more

Wow, the Babadook sure is tall dark and handsome!

Tall dark and handsome by ScrubSC November 28, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016