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Dark Handy 

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.
Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**
Dark Handy by BigCol April 11, 2013

tall dark and handsome

1. An extremely attractive man who happens to be tall, dark-haired, and...well, hot.

2. A phrase that women use when describing a sexy man they may not know.

3. A hot stranger
Girl #1: OMG. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH SETH.

Girl #2: Seth who??

Girl #1: Seth MacFarlane! He's tall dark and handsome!
tall dark and handsome by osharemind December 30, 2010

Tall dark and handsome

Anybody that is a very tall person with dark hair that has an uncanny ability to just pop up from time to time in your mind and completely take control of your thoughts. Very beautiful in a way you can not describe to your friends and family.

See Babadook for more
Wow, the Babadook sure is tall dark and handsome!
Tall dark and handsome by ScrubSC November 28, 2018
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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