dreece the type of nigga to let his momma open up the woter bottle, dreece the type of nigga to cheat his tests and still get a shit grade , dreece a dumb nigga fuck brian
A Dariece is as multi faceted as a black diamond. He is a protector to his friends and beloved family members but dobt get on his bad side or you'll have hell to pay. He is an extraordinary lover but you have to get in line and hope by the time your turn comes that he doesn't push you to the back of the line. His sense of humor is quick with impersonations and vocal outbursts that will leave everyone around him laughing. A Dariece is a man's man and a jack of all trades. He is forever younger then his lovers and will use every excuse in the book to never ever admit to any wrongdoing.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!