When a guys penis has an upwards curve to it and he precedes to lay at a 45 degree angle. He then takes a hot wheels car and lays it on his chest and proceeds to let it roll and jump off his penis.
The best TV show to ever be released on Netflix. Enough said. Features the most badass superhero Marvel have ever featured, who is blind but has accelerated senses and badass martial arts skills, and a badass Greekgirlfriend.
‘Hey, do you watch Stranger Things.’
‘Nah. I watch better shows like Daredevil.’
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*