Definitions by quiznosubsratfan

quiznos rat 

The coolest creatures ever. They appear in the commercial for Quizno's Subs. They are my heroes.

Buy Quizno's Subs!

quiznos rat by quiznosubsratfan March 10, 2004

dante 

1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil.
2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.

"Dude, did you play Devil May Cry 2?"
"Yeah. What happened to Dante's personality?"

dante by quiznosubsratfan March 10, 2004