Danson 

Used in a situation of absolute awesomeness, or if you prefer 'Dansonness', in tribute to the greatness that is Ted Danson, star of such films as Getting Even With Dad, Loch Ness and the tv cult series Cheers.

Oh my God, that's totally danson!

Danson to the max!

Danson by Rooker April 30, 2008

Danson 

A Black man! He is very friendly to ALL and exudes positive, contagious energy. Extremely loving and kind, especially towards women. Also very humble but at the same time very confident in everything he does as well as things he doesn’t do, like basketball. Is often more than not mistaken for a Gorilla or Kevin Hart. Known to have incredible fathering capabilities. Son of Dan and father to many. LOVES beautifully pedicured toes and meaningful conversation with substance. Works out… A LOT…

Person- “You’re Danson aren’t you?”
Danson- “Yes”

Danson by anonymous November 22, 2021

Danson 

'Danson' or more commonly referred to as the peacemaker, or object that showed peace towards the crips and bloods. This person or object will always be hard at times, and is most definitely destined to be your friend. It can also be a sucking buddy!

Hey Danson! Can I suck you real quick?

Danson by DuckEater45 January 11, 2023

ted danson 

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.

Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.

ted danson by C Provencal April 29, 2008

Full Danson 

To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.

"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"

Full Danson by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016

Ted Danson (Sandwich) 

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread

(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)

Ted Danson (Sandwich) by deliman007 August 2, 2011

Ted Danson 

Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.

Ted Danson is damn sexy

Ted Danson by Bonnie September 5, 2003