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dangle ball 

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there
"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."
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dangle ball 

When one testicle hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other
"I can see one of that man's testicles hanging down over the chair when he sits. That's one hell of a dangle ball."

-OR-


"would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile"
dangle ball by not a wenis October 2, 2003

dangle ball 

when the SACKAGE EXCEEDS THE PACKAGE by a significant amount of inches
"my dangle ball keeps whacking my leg, Arnold. Oh dear I believe I'm developing a bruise"

or

"I can't tell the difference between my dangle ball and my penis. they're the same length. maybe I should ASK JEEVES"

dingle-ball 

a big ball of shit that hangs from your ass hairs in the form of a ball( a dingle berry in the form of a ball)
that is one nasty lookin green dingle-ball hangin from yo' ass
dingle-ball by Paul_bubzy July 14, 2006

Ball dangler 

A person or group of people that cling to the notion that the earth is a ball spinning through space revolving around the sun , solar system , galaxy and universe, at unimaginable speeds,all caused by nothing, that somehow exploded into everything 14 billion years ago in an explosion thats still occuring today although we cannot feel any of it here on earth and constellations remain the same over all of recorded history .
This ball dangler thinks were all on a magic spinning ball flying thru space time for some homeschooling lessons .
Ball dangler by Plainsightnews November 8, 2017

Cock balls dangle 

what can i say smoke weed every day, this is for those days when your sack hangs lower than your dick...

you can also be cock balls danglin' in the sense of having a good time.

Please Note: this term (CBD) can still be used in a negative
connotation
Dude what did you do last night ?

I Cock Balls Dangled(CBD'D) a hoe...
Cock balls dangle by kumarbears February 21, 2008

Dagle Balls 

It’s hot as dagle balls in here. That party sucked absolute dagle balls.