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Dingle balls

Fuzzy cloth balls lowriders hang around the inside edges of their automobile roofs. Dingle berries are wads of shit paper in your ass hairs.
He had dingle balls in his car.
Dingle balls by paultao22 December 15, 2018

dangle ball 

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there
"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."

dingle balls

It is when lint gets tangled up with your butt hair.
When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.
dingle balls by B.A.P. October 2, 2006

dangle ball 

When one testicle hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other
"I can see one of that man's testicles hanging down over the chair when he sits. That's one hell of a dangle ball."

-OR-


"would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile"
dangle ball by not a wenis October 2, 2003

dangle ball 

when the SACKAGE EXCEEDS THE PACKAGE by a significant amount of inches
"my dangle ball keeps whacking my leg, Arnold. Oh dear I believe I'm developing a bruise"

or

"I can't tell the difference between my dangle ball and my penis. they're the same length. maybe I should ASK JEEVES"

dingle balls

one who is so stupid that you can actually hear their balls jingle as they skip along
Rae-ann is a big hairy dingle balls.
dingle balls by sshannon September 3, 2005