Dance in The Vampire Bund

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To perform anal sex without sufficient lubrication, thus causing bleeding.

John: We were out of KY so I totally did the dance in the vampire bund.
Sally: You are a terrible person
John: I know. I should kill myself.

Dance in The Vampire Bund by Rutilcaper April 22, 2010

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dance in the vampire bund

1) A supernatural romance manga/anime series by Tamaki Nozomu. As the title suggests, it's about vampires.

A grandchild of Dracula, Mina Ţepeş, pays all of Japan's debts and in return gets allowance to build an island at the coast where vampires can live. But extremists of both humans and vampires want to kill her.

2) Performing anal sex without sufficient lubrication leading to bleeding.

1) Person 1: You watched a dance in the vampire bund? O.o
Person 2: Not THAT kind of, I mean the anime.

2) Person 1: I went out of lubrication so I did the dance in the vampire bund.
Person 2: You are a cruel one.
Person 1: I know, but punishment followed quickly anyway.

dance in the vampire bund by Last guy 8 June 8, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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