Alphonse Dante Bichette, Sr. is a former
professional baseball player and hitting coach for the
Colorado Rockies. He also denied a sweet,
young child an autograph once in the late 90s which scarred the child and turned him into a 6'4'' sexy beast who holds a completely irrational grudge towards an overpaid, under-talented hag such as Dante Bichette.
(noun) "This is Dante Bichette"
(verb) "He's totally dante-ing"
See also, "Bichetting"